Kno wen I us’d to work In tha government workplace & everyone’s hellish &horrible? Well I’ve made tis one great pal Jelai who works as a clerk @ tha Vice Mayor’s Office & whos prolly tha most selfless generous creature on earth. She alwez splits everythin wit me even when has very little to give & makes me laugh wit her way of dealin wit peepz & her English. Simply put, she rox! Here she is chattin wit me on Y!M wen I jokingly told her I’m selling self to earn moolah.

gelai_0106: take out your clothes
gelai_0106: hahaha
gelai_0106: ur price is kinda cheap
gelai_0106: u belong to 1 million onlt
gelai_0106: i love you best
gelai_0106: ako nalang bibili sau
gelai_0106: para hindi ka mapunta sa bad
gelai_0106: in me ill take care of you always like what I do to myself
gelai_0106: i will put u on a pedestal so that’s y nothing can harm you
gelai_0106: k naba yun
gelai_0106: ano papabili kapa ba?
gelai_0106: wer do u put tha money?
gelai_0106: after buying you
gelai_0106: in a piggy bank?
gelai_0106: =)
gelai_0106: u make me smile
gelai_0106: ur so funy ha
gelai_0106: daaaaaaaah
gelai_0106:
BUZZ!!!!
gelai_0106: heler
gelai_0106: harlem nalang kaya
gelai_0106: harlem
gelai_0106: its time for me to say bye
gelai_0106: i love you best ur such a one of a kind
gelai_0106: always pray ha trust god
gelai_0106: don’t feel angry if somebody wants u down
gelai_0106: believe in ur self and faith
gelai_0106: love family ur friends
gelai_0106: keep on chatting
gelai_0106: ill miss you always
gelai_0106: always remember that im here for you
gelai_0106: hope you wont change
gelai_0106: cause I like the way you are
gelai_0106: till here
gelai_0106: jelay is signing out
gelai_0106: bye:-h
gelai_0106: miss u bestfrend
gelai_0106: thanks for always there for me
gelai_0106: pagpalain ka sana ng diyos
gelai_0106: wish you all the best
gelai_0106: there is no better way to tellyou
gelai_0106: i
gelai_0106: love
gelai_0106: you
gelai_0106: best
gelai_0106: frend
gelai_0106: you
gelai_0106: mean
gelai_0106: the
gelai_0106: world
gelai_0106: to
gelai_0106: me
gelai_0106: may
gelai_0106: all
gelai_0106: your
gelai_0106: dreams
gelai_0106: come
gelai_0106: true
gelai_0106: gudluck
gelai_0106: take care
gelai_0106: ur
gelai_0106: frend
gelai_0106: jelay
gelai_0106: here
gelai_0106: bye:-h

Y'all, some church in Illinois juz profess'd a weird following for yours truly...

NO THANKS EH? Tha unexpress’d need fo’ sumthin in fear of misconceptions by other people [e.g., weakling, somebody who cares, human, etc.] eventually ripens into an ugly state of desperateness sooner or later. And when ya hafta shout jz to be heard and yer pride has estranged ye from all… it ain’t too pretty, is it?