I will not go out, much less have a relationship wit:

1. Boylets who call me "babe". [I do not enjoy it any more than they do bein' call'd a boylet]
2. Boys whom I don't really know yet.
3. Boys who act "weird" by behaving like #1; act libidinous; acting annoyingly flirty thru superficial kumaen ka na/mwah/ingat/et. al text msgs.
4. Boys who are chasing 2 "rabbits". [when you chase 2, you’ll never get 1]
5. Boys whom I've –in some way– profess’d love for and reacted by tellin' me I shud continue to be weak for 'em or tellin' me I shud juz understand 'em.
6. Boys I LOVE who won't hold my hand/put their arms around me/display affection towards me in public.
7. Boys who are friends wit their exes and continue to see their exes regularly.
8. Boys who watch porn movies wit their gurl cousins.
9. Boys who sleep next to gurl officemates during lunch.
10. Boys I LOVE who don't want to be my boyfriend. But just want to be my boy space space friend.
11. Boys who tell me not to mention their names to anyone or to blog about them.
12. Boys who are "it’s complicated" on Friendster.
13. Boys who dedicate shoutouts/statuses/bulletin posts/etc. to some gurl who's obviously not me.
14. Boys who have flirty comments from gurls on their homepages.
15. Boys who don't reply on time. [Time, tide and 5h1n3 do not wait for any man.]
16. Boys who talk about their exes in the present tense like they are still their girl friends.
17. Boys whom – when ask'd wut they had loved about the last gurl they have loved – will reply and describe in 3/3 text messages just how amazing she was [or shall we say is].
18. Boys who will try to kiss me the first chance/meeting they get.
19. Boys I gave chances to in tha past but who blew their chances by not behaving up to expectations.
20. Boys who act all emo and angsty and "I’m-in-terrible-painy". I did not give 'em any pain yet. So why don’t they just git outta my sight and run after their true loves and make things happen rather than acting all whiny and punishing every’un around em
.21. Boys who can sleep without replying to a text message from me/Boys who won't let me put tha phone down first. Even when I've told em I'm gonna sleep, they should still try to be tha one that texts last. And even when they're sleepy, they should be happy am spending ma last awake moment wit em, hence let me put it down first.