Instructions:
A. Copy this whole list.
B. Highlight the things that are true about you.
C. Whatever you don't touch is false.

01. When I was younger I made some bad decision -like failin’ to punch those who annoy me! ;-p
02. I don't watch much TV these days -I am TV/movie illiterate!
03. I love psychedelic mushrooms
04. I love sleeping -but sleepin' duzen luv me
05. I have loads of books -that I hate to lend! ;-p
06. I once slept in a bathroom
07. I love playing video games
08. I adore marijuana
09. I watch porn movies –hw bout tis: we were once made to watch a porn movie in theology class!
10. I watch them with my father
11. I like sharksfin dumplings!
12. I love spiders, I think they're adorable, especially the ones with bright colours on their backs
13. I was born without hair and I still have no hair
14. I like George Bush
15. I am cool -and I rule! ;-p
16. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year -I’m now more in touch wit ma schizo side!
17. I have a jacuzzi and a Porsche -[mebbe in ma past life?]
18. I have a lot to learn
19. I carry my smuggl’d swiss knife everywhere –until I accidently wounded ma’self twice!
20. I can be really really smart –but can also be really really thick!
21. I've never broken someone's bones
22. I have a secret
23. I hate snow
25. Punk rock rules –as well as altern rock!26. I hate Bill Gates!
27. I love Chinese food
28. I would hate to be famous
29. I am so not a morning person
30. I wear glasses
31. I don't need glasses, except sunglasses
32. I have potential –meaning I am lazy! haha!
33. I'm pure Japanese
34. My legs are two different sizes –it’s weird but ma right leg has alwez been a bit skinnier!
35. I have a twin cuzins & uncles and am xpectin’ to have twins sumday 2!
36. I wear a padded bra sometimes
37. I can ramble on about absolutely nothing
38. I'm left-handed
39. I hate llamas, but I'm one of them –say wut?
40. I don't like horror movies
41. I suck at climbing, but I love it anyway
42. People hate me usually –an understandable reaction to a goddess.
43. I love pop music
44. I hardly ever go to bed before midnight
45. I hate parking fines
46. I know the national anthem of my country by heart
47. I know more than two languages
48. I can spend too much time on the computer
49. I often want to throw out the computer in a window at a person!
50. I live on a ground floor
51. I don't like chocolate
52. I'd like to be more original –orig to! D aco pirated! ;-p
53. I've lied –only about 10 times in ma whole life!
54. Cocks are my favorite birds
55. I want to conquer the world
56. I wonder what happens when I die
57. I've read all books about Harry Potter –haven’t read tha last one!
58. I love my dog! –I loved ma cat! May he r. i. p.!
59. I love to exercise
60. I hate chemistry with a passion and math, too!
61. I love to write but I wish I could be as interesting as some people
62. I like changes
63. I hate going to class
64. I am afraid to die
65. I hate dish washing with a passion!
66. My hair is long, brown, and incredibly curly
67. My nails are nine inch long
68. My favorite color is black
69. I like to sleep on the floor
70. I am hopeless at cooking
71. I sucked my thumb when I was little
72. I should be doing something else rather than doing this –absolutely!
73. I am online a lot
74. I hate government
75. I don't have a girlfriend/boyfriend
76. I'm too nice for my own good –I cud be such a doormat sometimes!
77. I love to read, I read as much as I can
78. I don't trust newspapers
79. I like debating
80. I live in a wagon
81. I clean my room once a month –that’s bcuz it’s alwez clean… not! Haha!
82. I'm scared of american fast food
83. I have a third eye
84. I love Mozambique
85. I don't trust any religion
86. I used to play with barbies only because all the other girls were doing it
87. I wanted to be a super hero when I was little –I wanted to be kusinera when I was li’l!
88. I like listening to wind chimes –flowin’ water!
89. I'm very disorganized
90. My hair is long and straight
91. I earn a lot
92. I don't like spicy food
93. I keep a diary
94. I can't do cartwheels –but I can lie on ma front & arch ma back to make tha soles of ma feet & tha top o’ ma head meet!
95. I can be very lazy
96. I'm sarcastic more often than not
97. I think my hair can be annoying
98. I could be sensitive –extremely!
99. I love being "ab-normal" –better than to be boring & ordinary like evry’un else!