I'm sick. Mum's sick. So I took heart and washed tha dishes. I washed mine. I washed paver's coz he's my dad. I left ma brother's dirty plate unwashed. I only felt a bit guilty. Why should I hafta wash his dishes? He could very well wash his own when when his gurlfriend dines wit us. Why won't he wash his own plate when tha gurlfriend doesn't dine wit us? Besides, if I washed all tha dishes, mum would think HE washed tha dishes for us all. Better leave his plate unwashed so he won't take credit for my dishwashin' skills.
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