Advantages of bein’ a homebody:
1) you get to wear polka dots wit plaids and brown wit blue any time you want to.
2) you save money you would’ve spent on transportation, eatin’ out, etc.
3) you easily disregard dog/cat hairs on your clothes.
4) you get fairer by stayin’ outta tha sun.
5) countin’ tha holes on yer mum’s duster dress serves as an amusement.
6) you could have a bad hair day everyday for all you care.

Disadvantage of bein’ a homebody:
1) you run & hide in tha safety of yer room pretendin’ to be asleep/away/sick when a visitor arrives.
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I have tha habit of talkin’ in ma sleep sumtimes. That’s why when ma bro [who sleeps in tha other room] mentioned to ma ‘rents that I sometimes talk all by ma’self at night {“Ayan, nagsasalita mag-isa pag gabi”}, I dunno if he’s talkin’ about ma sleepin’ habit or if he’s teasin me about tha dropcall conversations I have wit a friend some nights.
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Piss’d that he couldn’t watch his fave game shows, paver told maver that I wuz watchin’ an X movie. He went,”Ya, o! Nanonood ng bold!” {Come here quick! She’s watching an x-rated movie!} to ma mum. Funny how we Filipinos refer to scenes that feature naked or semi-naked human beings as “bold”. The vcd I wuz watchin’ wuz Pam’s Picture Perfect vcd, and tha scene paver wuz referrin’ to wuzn’t even a sexy scene. ‘Twuz Jennifer Aniston when she wuz lyin in her bed alone talkin’ to Nick who wuz in a diff’rent room. Tha scene didn’t even suggest that they might be goin’ to bed anytime soon. And Aniston wuz juz wearin’ a regular nightgown. There were more appropriate scenes when ma paver could’ve complained. Like when Jennifer wuz in bed wit Kevin Bacon. Or right at tha start of tha movie when Jen wuz about to do it wit a guy in her living room. Guess I should be thankful paver didn’t see those. It wuz a pretty good movie wit tha right amount of sap romantic movie suckers like me enjoy.
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We have a new pup. Ma bro’s gf gave him to us. Its face is black so that we can’t quite distinguish where his eyes are –which are also black. Paver gave him a bath today after brover took one whiff at him and said that puppy is “amoy saging” [has a banana smell].
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Found out that ma Chinese name is Xun Xuan Nuo. Wanna get yours? Then go!