There is such a thing as a white cockroach pala. Wuz about to take a bath tha other week when I came face to face wit tha albino “ipis”. Thought it wuz sumkinda butterfly at first. Didn’t want it in tha bath wit me so I scream’d and ask’d paver to take tha strange white insect away. Paver seem’d pleased wit it, and so he took out an old mayonnaise jar and lured tha white roach in. Then paver, brover, and me gathered to take a closer look at it. At closer inspection, we saw that it really wuz a medium-sized ‘roach. Ma brover marveled at how beautiful it is, even its li’l legs bein’ a white almost transparent color. Ordinarily, I get hysterical everytime I see a ‘roach but I’m willin to make a concession for white ones in jars. I think paver wanna keep it as a pet since he said it’ll bring us goodluck. And I thought I also heard him mutter sumthin about buyin’ a lottery ticket later on. He had put bits of dog food in tha jar for tha white ‘roach to feed on before securin’ tha jar’s lid –which had holes he drilled in so tha albino “ipis” cud breathe. Tha white ‘roach wuz only forgotten when we left tha house and went to an SM mall. T’waz night already when we return’d and paver had bought his lottery ticket and then we remember’d to check on tha white roach. We were horrified to see that it has turn’d into ordinary, disgusting brown color. “Kadiri! Pakawalan niyo na yan & patayin!” {Eew! Let it go and kill it!},were ma instant words at seein ma old enemy, tha brown ‘roach. But maybe paver thought that wouldn’t be fair [kinda like cockroach racism], and so he did not release tha ‘roach. But he did relocated tha jar to a forgotten place where it wuz outta sight. Dunno if tha poor discriminated creature lived, think our maid threw him, jar and all in tha trash. Found out one thing: I’m a cockroach racist.
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I stand corrected on ma last post... Lei did not kiss Leidy's bigbro Paul. She almost did. Sowee, lei!
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Check out these phones which has GPRS. Ericsson T68 and Nokia 7210. So wut'z tha difference between phones which has WAP and phones wit GPRS? Well, according to ma mobile crazy big brover, while both connect to tha internet, WAP phones charge you even while you're in tha process of connectin', while GPRS don't charge you any cent at all so you could surf away all you like. Wit GPRS, you only git charged when you send e-mails. WAP= ma phone. GPRS= pammy's phone, brover's phone.