Discover'd some site that offers an "Alanis Morisette Lyric Generator". [sorry, pam!] It ask'd me to name one thing i really hate, 6 plural nouns that have sumthin to do wit it, ma fave color, ma fave poet, and an ex-boyfriend's name and came out wit tha three songs below:
Song No. 1:
"Will to Live"

I feel miserable
Ants make me ill
I feel miserable
Bugs tear at my foundations
I feel miserable
Pests are dragging me down to the depths of misery
I want to die

Is it because of cockroaches that I feel this way?
With the white rays of misery pounding on my brain?
Or am I lost in tale of pablo neruda, adrift far from home
I don't think so, I don't think so.

Franz Broke My Will to Live
Franz Broke My Will to Live
Franz Broke My Will to Live
I was getting better but then
Franz Broke My Will to Live

I feel miserable
Mosquitoes rot the flesh from my bones
I feel miserable
Insects defeat my purpose
I feel miserable
Stinkers are doing their best to impale my soul
I want to die

Is it because of cockroaches that I feel this way?
With the white rays of misery pounding on my brain?
Am I lost in tale of pablo neruda, adrift far from home
I don't think so, I don't think so.

Franz Broke My Will to Live
Franz Broke My Will to Live
Oh God, franz Broke My Will to Live
I was getting better but then
Franz Broke My Will to Live

Song No. 2:
"I Think"

I Think ants are really a huge problem
I Think bugs are too much on my mind
I Think pests have got a lot to do with why the world sucks
But what can you do?

Like a white rain, beating down on me
Like a pablo neruda line, which won't let go of my brain
Like franz's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on cockroaches
Blame it on cockroaches
Blame it on cockroaches

I Think mosquitoes are gonna drive us all crazy
And insects make me feel like a child
I Think stinkers will eventually be the downfall of civilization
But what can you do? I said what can you do?

Like a white rain, beating down on me
Like a pablo neruda line, which won't let go of my brain
Like franz's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on cockroaches
Blame it on cockroaches
Blame it on cockroaches

Like a white rain, beating down on me
Like franz's smile, cruel and cold
Like pablo neruda's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on cockroaches
Blame it on cockroaches
Blame it on cockroaches

Song No. 3:
"Why"

Ants, insects, mosquitoes
Why God, Why?
Insects, pests, cockroaches
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this white horror?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of cockroaches
Like a pablo neruda character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Bugs, ants, stinkers
Why God, Why?
Cockroaches, stinkers, mosquitoes
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this white disaster that is my life?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of cockroaches
Like a pablo neruda character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this white misery?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of cockroaches
Like a pablo neruda character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
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