Tha Official Disk Space Deficit Allocator
Yup. That’s ma new job description. I am now sole organizer of tis special project call’d SOC [Save Our Computer] which hereby entails me to devote all ma workin’ resources to tis vital task. It requires me to go through all files in all folders of our computer, check fo’ files that look suspiciously similar and then discard tha smaller file/s & leave tha revised file/s alone. I am also tasked to excruciatingly open all jpeg files in Adobe to edit each one & reduce it to tha low quality of 1 before savin’ em again to replace them old selves. As tha “ODSDA”. I also hafta delete stoopid files that won’t open anyway and games which tha “ODSDA” don’t remember tha brother playin’ anymore. ‘F course tha “ODSDA” takes entire responsibility for her actions and is prepared fo’ any sudden punches that may be thrown her way by tha brother Tha Great Oppressor, and is likewise prepared for Room Disruptions and Collisions of Personal Belongings to the Floor. Bein’ “ODSDA” means I also hafta resist tha urge to delete dumb & pointless lookin’ files which may actually be deem’d priceless & irrevocable to others juz like tha scann’d picture of tha back of some certain person’s mobile I found along wit many other abnormal files. Compensation comes back in tha form of more disk space fo' ma growing number of mp3's and less occurrence of crashdowns & otha pc misfits.