How I officially got inducted as an alumnus of ma school:
Me [tryin’ to slip into tha library wit ma old ID]: “Hindi naman po ako manghihiram ng libro eh. Gusto ko lang naman tumapat sa aircon kase ang init sa labas. May imi-meet lang po ako sa loob.”
Guard [wit cross’d arms & a cross look on her face]: “Magpa-validate ka muna ng ID mo.”
ALUMNUS – As u don’t pay mooLah anymore U May Not retUrn School
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Tis soap rocks.