Tha most ‘spensive bum [Saturday]
Bein’ a bum is expensive livin’. And I’m tha most ‘spensive bum. Bums can’t always stay at home. Sometimes they go to malls too [to see if tha world outside had changed or wutever]. And so tis bum troop’d to Galle yesterday to scour some interestin’ finds. And she saw that they were havin’ a 3-day sale. And wit in tha first hour she arrived, she got so interested in lookin’ at a body wash version of her fave soap that she can’t not buy it. Same goes for a Victoria’s Secret body cream of her fave scent. And a blue & red striped adorable bag wit an American flag patch’d on its side. Til Quezon was left lonely in her lavender purse. And she found that she had juz borrow’d her own savings again & promis’d herself she’ll pay when employment arrives juz like she did two weeks ago when she went on another mini shopping spree. So that shez forever indebted to herself. And she knows she shud be off her ass & gettin’ paid right now ‘stead of bein’ a lazy ole fart. She knows she couldn’t “waste another day and lie low any longer” like tha song by Plumb sez. And speakin’ of Plumb, how she wants to watch that concert but cuden since she duzzen have no dough & she guesses she juz hafta watch ‘em come & go juz like Duncan Sheik unless she gathers her wits & come up wit a half-way decent article to contribute which she had been tryin’ to unsuccessfully do for tha past week so that she can have moolah again & she can pay her piggy bank & be able to buy more bags & bath gels.
Sunday:
Today I bought 4 books [on sale] at tha National bookstore.